Thursday, July 16, 2009
Columbus Hotel Room Showdown
The amazing farting fridge.
Before dinner, we met Zak's son. He was terrified as we stepped from the car. Primal screams wracked his body. Tears streamed down his face as he saught solace in his mother's arms.
As in another great war, Lincoln says fight with a blind seven, his memorial says blind nil.
Now we fight.
Day 1 - 1:15 am
Other observations - we have a lovely hotel room, with a suite for playing spades and a separate room for sleeping. We've got a fridge and a microwave to store & heat snacks. Which has caused a bit of a problem - Fung brought some BBQ leftovers back from the restaurant today, and since the fridge is rather small, it has been reported to "smell like ass" everytime its opened. It's also freaking cold in here, but Fung anticipated that and has his sweats on to compensate.
On to game 2...
Day 1 -11pm
Day 1 - 6:30 PM
Day 1 - 5pm
An hour out. That is, if people weren't driving like assholes. Or so says Drew. Now we're behind asshole #2. Why are you in this lane? I hate every fuck who drives in this state... Oh, here we go, this guys pulling over. Just in time for that truck to pull into the fast lane! Ugh. I just want some open road... And why is the clock in this car not digital? I don't want to have to think to figure out the time... Dead deer - how sad... The hot chick knew to move out of the way...
Now passing thru Vienna...oh, the heaven of three lanes. Now look at this guy - oh I'm in this lane coz I'm going the speed limit, which is what you should be doing...
I'd better stop, he'll keep going. We're listening to music on his iPhone and it is often interrupted slightly when a message comes into the phone. Hilarious.

