Gentlemen,
Tomorrow I embark upon a journey to gain distilled knowledge of caring for children while they are anesthetized. Already they are asking me when I would like to take vacation. I guess they are trying to make the call
schedule for the whole year.
Therefore, I turn to you three, my friends, partner and
opponents, with the question: When shall we meet again to test the immovable object against the
irresistible force? Where will the meeting take place? In Sweet Home Chicago? In our nation's capital? In the home of college sport's second best basketball and football teams (circa 2007?)
If the
Fungster has no further class reunions... a weak excuse for fearing the crushing blow of
Moshdawg paws tearing into soft Remix flesh.
Hear the baying in the distance? Feel your marrow turn to ice? Run! Refuse to play us! Say you have no time. Say there is no money to travel with the high gas prices. Save yourselves the indignity.
Yours,
Corporal.