Sunday, June 3, 2007

Pre-Game Trash Vol.1

> >>-----Original Message-----
> >>From: Corporal
> >>Subject: 2007
> >>
> >>Knights of the Spades-Table,
> >>
> >>The snow continues to fall here in Chicago. One's thoughts turn to
>indoor
> >>activities. One's thoughts turn to the greatest of all games.
> >>
> >>Let us play spades.
> >>
> >>My patient has just arrived. I must go. But think of a weekend when
>you
> >>are free to come to Chicago. Soon. Please. Let us play, and the best
> >>team
> >>
> >>win.
> >>
> > Corporal
>


> >>From: Fungster
> >>Subject: RE: 2007
> >>Date: Wed, 7 Mar 2007 10:58:35 -0600
> >>
> >>Moshdawg Killa here,
> >>
> >>I spoke to the doctor & the bureaucrat, who opined about meeting on the
> >>holiday of remembrance. I then talked to the Teacher, who mentioned
>that
> >>he'd rather take a day off on a non-descript weekend to deal it up. One
> >>of
> >>the late April weekends came to mind (April 21, 28), or the first
>weekend
> >>in
> >>May. For the Killa, the first weekend in May won't work - the boss lady
> >>is
> >>going down to Van Diemen's land (well, the big island next to it anyway)
> >>so
> >>I will have to be here then. The April weekends work for me, I can take

>a
> >>day or two or however many off, just need to know ahead of time.
>Discuss.



> >From: Corporal
> >Subject: RE: 2007
> >Date: Tue, 13 Mar 2007 08:40:01 -0500
> >
> >Yo! When you guys want to play, I can try to use my last remaining
> >vacation day. Just let me know.
> >
> >Cpl
> >
> >
> >>

>-----Original Message-----
>From: Sarge
>Subject: RE: 2007
>
>Hey -
>
>It might be best to just think about Memorial Day...I would be down with
>that and I think it might be easier for everybody - there's no confusion,
>it's a three day weekend, simple enough. We fly in Friday night - as early
>as possible - I will try and get a four or five o'clock flight...and then
>we
>
>play...and on Monday afternoon, we fly home.
>
>I'm totally down with that,
>
>peace,
>
>Sarge
>
>

>From: Fungster
>Subject: RE: 2007
>Date: Tue, 13 Mar 2007 12:41:17 -0500
>
>Flip-Flopper.
>
>Just remember, my birthday is that Saturday. So you will have to figure
>out
>how to worship me on that day.
>
>War,
>
>Killa.
>

-----Original Message-----
From: Sarge
Subject: via MOSHmail....

As we have seen, a will to be flexible is something undervalued, not just by

Fung, but Everybody who voted for George W. Bush, president of the United
States.

I'm down with worshipping dearest Fung on his birthday.

By WINNING 10 OF 12!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We'll give you two. One for this year, and one for all the other years of
your life. Because Moshdawgs, while they rip and tear and win spades-flesh
from their opponents, they sometimes leave the heart to beat it's last few
beats on some rocks somewhere on the tattered ground.

MOSHDAWGS MOSHDAWGS MOSHDAWGS MOSHDAWGS MOSHDAWGS MOSHDAWGS MOSHDAWGS

And if we want we can have some cake or something.

best,

Sarge




From: Funster
Subject: RE: via MOSHmail....

You'll be lucky to win 3 games. All weekend. If I remember I'll look up
what the score is & all that. The Remix needs all the motivation it can
get!

Worst,

K

p.s. You know, Moshdawgs.com is available. So you could totally be sending
email via Moshmail...
p.p.s. The President is infinitely flexible. In who he's attacking. Or
deciding to attack.


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