Corporal's Idea

Transcript from an SMS war between Sarge & Fungster on 5/25/07, the day the series resumed:

Sarge: Ready 4 your beatdown? MOSHDAWGS!!!!!
Sarge: Get ready.
Sarge: Chuck Cecil looking to rumble...but where's the ace? Moshdawgs got the Ace! polish/african remix on the ropes!
Fungster: Don't u have 2 teach or something
Sarge: Teaching right now...teaching Asskickin' 101. Lesson today in Spades Whuppin'...
Fungster: Its gonna b so great when we go up 2-0. I will lick the tears off ur face with glee!
Sarge: Yeah? Im a gonna hold u 2 it! Might lose the first 2 on purpose then go on a 7-0 run 4 bedtime...
Sarge: Lick...lick the ace of spades that DEFEATS you... lick the Chuck Cecil that twists the knife... lick the nil six that despairs you. lick the Moshdawg whip.
Fungster: First Chuck gets taken out by the ace, then he twists the knife? I won't fall for your scare tactics. They're as hollow as Cubs relief pitching
Fungster: NYT - At least give Giambi some credit. ?!? That's like giving the Moshdawgs credit for anything they did in Series 1!
Sarge: Practice my boy...mere practice...
Fungster(minutes b4 Sarge's plane was due to take off): Can't turn back now - fly on & accept ur arse whoopin lika man
Sarge: U tryin' to psyche yerself up?
Fungster: just making sure you're prepared for the beatdown
Fungster: On the plane, dreaming of how we're gonna tear u limb from limb. Adam's already cowering like a puppy!
(Corporal makes whimpering noises in the background. He knows what's coming...)